January 2012
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Passed a real gentleman on the sidewalk tonight
Dude [into cellphone]: I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR FUCKING JAW THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU. DO YOU HEAR ME? YOUR FUCKING JAW. I'M GONNA BREAK-- hold on, give me a second. There's a woman walking by.
andypettittesbitch replied to your post: I want to call someone on the East Coast and ask…
THERE ARE HOVERCARS OMG
2011 SUCKS
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2011 highlights:
mooooocow:
I’m not pregnant.
I didn’t die.
deathbusters:
could u all please tag ur 2012 spoilers, some of us havent gotten that far yet thank u
me: i respect everyone's opinions!
someone: the yankees suck
me: you must want to die you ignorant fuck
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okonokos:
my new year’s resolution is to
STEAL THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE
Once 2012 is here, we’re that much closer to baseball season :)
hyminh:
RIP 2011
2011-2011
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Am I the only one who DOESN’T want to do anything tonight?
I want to go home, put on a movie, and go on Tumblr.
December 2011
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we're trying to win a ring around here!:... →
wakingthegoldenwood:
“Stop fighting this,” e whispered, gently stroking a finger down the side of tumblr’s cheek. He flinched, but didn’t recoil as vehemently as e had expected, so he continued, rubbing soothing patterns onto the familiar blue skin.
“Don’t you see? We’re meant to be…
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the-dbbreeezy:
When you want to tweet about someone but you can’t because they follow you.
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beastrickwillis:
Don’t be the guy/girl that artists make songs about you being a homewrecker and shit.
That’s all bad.
reblog if you're a "whatever the fuck I feel like...
Every girl I know is like
wowfunniestposts:
“I’m spending the holidays SINGLE this year”
And I’m like, “I spend my holidays single every year”
FOLLOW Wow Funniest Posts
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Everyone I know is obsessed with that “Temple Run” game and I’m just sitting here like, “how the fuck am I supposed to play this?” ._.
friend: i got an A on my calculus test
friend: i got a hot boyfriend
friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made
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beastrickwillis replied to your post: Am I the only one who still has a collection of…
yes
who needs a life when they can sit at home all day and go on tumblr
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mom: you think these actors have nice hair and fashion now but in 20 years you will look back at these photos and be like-
me: look children it's your father
mom: what
me: what
Am I the only one who still has a collection of unopened Beanie Babies? ._.
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slameronhurley:
Instead of kissing someone on new years I’m gonna punch someone in the face
